bow to the god of cinema – Rajnikanth
A big bow to god of cinema – Rajnikant. Here’s the collection of trivia of Rajnikant (collected from across the web)
RAJNIKANTH’s next movie is going to be called ” TWITTER” …. He’s going to play all 140 characters in it !
Stats point that #Endhiran car parking collection is greater than Anjaana Anjaani’s box office collection!!
Rajanikanth makes onions cry
Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,……… …. he turns the dark off.
When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Rajnikant can divide by zero.
Rajnikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Rajinikanth reverses Court judgements by making the ink run back into the Judge’s ballpen.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
Rajinikanth once went to Jim Corbett National Park. After eight straight hours of snapping pictures, the tired tigers ran out of camera film.
Raincoats were developed to prevent raindrops from getting electrocuted on coming within 1oo metres of Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth once dived into the sea from his Chennai condo. The next thing you know is that a tsunami has hit half the world.
The Chennai – Delhi Rajdhani Express once missed Rajinikanth. It ran as fast as it could but failed to catch him.
Viagra often needs Rajinikanth.
No one messes with Rajinikanth. Only Rajinikanth can mess with himself.
Parachutes were invented just to prevent the earth from getting shattered to pieces when hit by a falling Rajinikanth.
What colour is Rajinikanth’s blood? Haha! Trick question! Rajinikanth never bleeds!!
Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 18 Seconds.
Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
My personal favorite :
Endhiran (Robot) releases. Rajnikanth gives Times of India 3 stars.
Some dialogues from Rajni’s film
“I will do what I say, I will also do what I don’t say.”
“If i say it once, I’ve said it a hundred times.”
“When I will arrive, or how I will arrive, nobody will know, but I will arrive when I ought to.”
“My way is a unique way.”
“The past is past.”
“Say the name ‘Ekambaram’ and even an unborn child will shut its mouth and hush up.”
“God proposes…Arunachalam disposes…”
“I will hit you so hard, even Google will not be able to find you!”